It sunk to the bottom of a glacier lake, Got stuck between the cracks of a rock face, Was tangled in the fabric of our tent fly, Or fell onto the forest floor nearby. Where it is, I do not know, But I don’t possess This modern treasure Anymore. It’s lost in Patagonia landscape Where … More Lost Opal
Fat Panda, Fat Panda Was too afraid to climb trees He knew to climb meant broken branches and falling to his knees Try and try as he might he could not make himself light He cut back on Bamboo even took up kung fu But he remained overweight No matter how much he kicked or … More Fat Panda
I love the idea of working, But I have a preference for surfing.
She drinks Gin Always three, or four, limes thrown in Tab with Bud And a few shots of Crown and Dis Rad-daddy with double Gin makes her reminisce Pint of Blonde or Bitter One is wanted ‘n the other couldn’t be much fitter He drinks Blue It’s the only thing to get him through Dark rum … More The Drinks we Drink
A town that cannot determine which is which A town with banks that contain no money, and post offices void of stamps. Hotels with more rooms vacant than full because everybody camps. A town where no one is given a last name, but you can run a tab at the grocery store. Paying is always problematic- you … More To be Humble or Rich
Introduce myself With a hug, bow, hand or kiss Each perfectly planned
Where big means beautiful, but fat is godawful When tomorrow is today and now is yesterday Where one thousand amounts to one, but one equals nothing
I used to drink my coffee black Everyone back home does In the winter, maybe a dash of sweet maple syrup or cream But if I could have, I would have injected caffeine straight into my bloodstream I used to make a bodum full and greedily slug all the contents down Alone Or on the … More I used to drink my coffee Black
Letters taken from my name; baptismal, inherited grandmother’s, and family all contorted to ask: Are Beer ‘n Jam a Nono?
Giving out my passport number and fingerprints like they’re mints at a restaurant.
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